A Poem About Vladimir Putin

I don’t know who the author of this little “pearl”, but he may have been from the Ukraine region.  Probably Russian speaking Ukrainian.  As you know: It is all Putin’s fault.  His KGB training allows him to be everywhere at once.  He commands hoards of Buryatian armored cavalry scuba divers.  And is like a spider in his web, always having his “Hand of Kremlin” on the pulse.  I will try to translate each verse in the Quote section.

Стало страшно жить до жути:
Он повсюду – этот Путин!
Что в Кремле-то не сидится?
Бродит Путин вдоль границы,

Its awfully scary to live nowadays,        He is everywhere, this Putin !              Why can’t you just sit in Kremlin?    Putin is lurking along the border.

Месит дьявольское тесто
И захватов, и протестов.
Знает каждый первоклассник
– Это Путин на Донбассе

Mixing up his evil batter,                      from the raids and the protests.        Every kid knows from first class                -This is Putin in Donbass.

“Альфу” заманил в ловушку,
В Краматорске сжег “вертушку”,
А уже через мгновенье
Банкомат разбил у Бени.

Leads “Alpha” into an ambush,       Burns a chopper over Kramatorsk.    And seems like an instant later,       burns down one of Benya’s ATMs.

Он напал на телевышку,
На блок-пост привез покрышку.
Отбивал под Соледаром
Путин шесть атак недаром:

He treacherously attacks a TV tower, burns old tires to the block post.              At the same time near Soledar,         Putin defends six waves of attacks.

В шахте спрятан – Путин знал
– Оружейный арсенал!
Путин – в БТРе с “пушкой”.
Путин – в образе старушки

Hidden in the shaft – and Putin knew was a whole arsenal of small arms !!    Putin is in the “Armored Vehicle”.    Putin is in the form of an old lady

Борщ сварил сепаратистам,
А пельмени – террористам.
Путин – в маске. Путин – в каске.
Это он сгущает краски!

He cooks borsch for  the separatists,  then cooks ravioli for the terrorists.  Putin in a mask. Putin in a helmet.  Putin is darkening the colors !

И по форме, и по сути
Среди нас он. Всюду – Путин.
Да и в их ряды, похоже,
Затесался Путин тоже.

And in form, and in essence              Walks among us.  Putin is everywhere And even in YOUR ranks, apparently, Putin was able to wedge in.

Путин закошмарил хунту
– Это ж он затеял бунты,
Все собой заплел как плющ
– Всемогущ и вездесущ.

Putin terrorizes the “Junta”                      –  It was him who started the coup. Binding everything like a deadly vine    – He is Everywhere and knows All.

Спать – нельзя . Сомкнешь ресницы
– Тут же Путин станет сниться.
Не сбежать. Повсюду – Путин.
Стало страшно жить до жути…

You can’t sleep!  If you shut your eyes     -Putin will come to you in your dream You can’t run. Putin is everywhere.      It’s awfully scary to live nowadays…

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Author: SovietStoner

Modern Day Gentleman Stoner. Connoisseur of Cannabis. Master of Medical Marijuana. Ohh yeah, did I mention I am 420 friendly, because I like to smoke weed, ganja and herb. Chronic is in my system. I puff on the Magic Dragon on the regular. I even get elevated, eventually. Be nice to The Universe, and The Universe will respond in kind.

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