Анекдот: Порошенко – Мирный Герцог !!

Мэтт Ли. журналист:
– Джен, как, по-вашему, относятся на Юго-Востоке Украины к мирному плану президента Порошенко?
Джен Псаки, Госдеп США:
– Уверена, что большинство одобряет. Я лично слышала, как люди называют г-на Порошенко – “Мирный Герцог”
Мэтт, озадаченно:
– Я не ослышался? Вы сказали мирный герцог?
Джен, уверенно:
– Именно так, Мэтт. Они говорили “Peace Duke”!

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Making Cannabis Oil With Legendary Rick Simpson

Homemade cannabis oil could be used to treat a great variety of ailments.  I am interested in creams and ointments that are mixed with RSO, to treat my psoriasis.  Although an all together cleansing regiment would not hurt either. Rick is talking about eating tiny bits with bread or something else three times a day, I may do a whole course of that.

Stay tuned for my first extraction attempt.

Homemade Cannabis Tea (Attempt #1)

#cannabis #tea #homemade #420 #THC

All right, so I decided to make some cannabis tea. As you know, Russian people really like the tea, and I thought since I am experimenting with different “alternate” ways of consuming cannabis, I should try the most basic Russian beverage since the beginning of time. The Tea.

My process was fairly simple: grind up some top shelf flower, boil it in water with a little bit of butter, cinnamon, and cloves. Add some tea leaves later in the process. And slowly boil on low heat for about an hour, while gently stirring every few minutes.

After exactly an hour, I took the pot off the heat, let it cool down for a few minutes, and strained it through a cheesecloth filter into a glass measuring cup. The resulting liquid was brownish and greenish at the same time. Definitely not a natural color. It was very distinct smelling. It had a certain leafy, floral, raw smell and taste. I think it was because there was a lot of plant matter in there and the chlorophyll definitely affects the taste. I will be honest with you, it did not look anything like the picture above. My liquid was brown and green and very cloudy. With little speckles of oil on top from the butter.

When I let it cool down for a bit, and tried it oh, I could not finish the whole thing. I took a couple of little gulps, and did not want any more. It was definitely disgusting. I threw away the rest and drew some hearty but honest conclusions from this whole process.

Basically my conclusion is this: do not use plant matter or trim when cooking or making edibles or drinkables. Use the concentrates.

If you are located in the area where medical marijuana is not readily available, remember that you can always make your own concentrates from high grade bud.

I just saw a great video on RSO, and the healing power that the oil contains. My next step is to actually make some Rick Simpson Oil, using the very household items like grain alcohol. But that’s another story.

Cannabis Strain Review: Death Stomper

This is another new crossbreed from the Michigan medicinal land. “Death Stomper” came about by crossing the award winning “Deathstar” with one of the early day Cannabis Cup winners “Champagne“. The result is an incredibly potent strain that brings the best of both worlds. Big, dense buds and large yields together with a sedating, mind numbing high are sure to make this celebrity child famous all on it’s own.

The flowers have great “bag appeal”. Buds are big and dense, and incredibly frosty. They are light green in color, with streaks of purple and orange.

Once you light up, you taste the forrest with all it’s sweet and piny and woody mixes.

Once you taste the forrest, it’s time to relax. And believe me, this offspring of the Evil Empire will put you on your ass. Perfect for people who have trouble sleeping, or relaxing in general.

I don’t know the exact THC and CBD content, but it is some potent stuff.

Cannabis Strain Review: Grease Monkey

So about this Grease Monkey. I am not 100% sure what the origins of the genetics are on this particular one, I was not able to find it in any of the major seed banks. (Although I have to be honest with you I wasn’t looking very hard). I was first introduced to this particular strain by my Michigan connection, and immediately recognized a future or maybe even a past Cannabis Cup winner. (It would be awesome if it was like a 1990s Cannabis Cup winner).

The first thing you notice when you pick up a bag of this crazy chronic is the unique coloration. The color is very pale pinkish purple with some frosty tan hues. There are some very purple looking buds every now and again. And you can often find purple and pink and white mixed like a swirl. It’s crazy looking. Exotic even.

The second thing you notice is the very unique taste. Thin, fruity, almost sour like, and definitely one of a kind. Does not leave a nasty after taste like some of the other hybrids. (I’m assuming that it’s a hybrid because you get a very uplifting head high in addition to the body couch-lock buzz)

The last thing you notice is the incredibly strong buzz. The high is strong and almost narcotic. The effects are relaxing and very couch locking. Although creativity has been known to spike while smoking this incredible dank.

It also helps that this particular strain has an incredibly high THC and CBD levels. So yeah it gets you fucked up. For real! This is an excellent candidate for medicinal marijuana patients, and because of the high CBD content it is great for extracting oils and concentrates.

This particular strain is in my Top 5 for the best tasting list, and my Top 5 most potent list. And for good reasons. I am hoping to eventually get a clone from my Michigan people.

A Poem About Vladimir Putin

I don’t know who the author of this little “pearl”, but he may have been from the Ukraine region.  Probably Russian speaking Ukrainian.  As you know: It is all Putin’s fault.  His KGB training allows him to be everywhere at once.  He commands hoards of Buryatian armored cavalry scuba divers.  And is like a spider in his web, always having his “Hand of Kremlin” on the pulse.  I will try to translate each verse in the Quote section.

Стало страшно жить до жути:
Он повсюду – этот Путин!
Что в Кремле-то не сидится?
Бродит Путин вдоль границы,

Its awfully scary to live nowadays,        He is everywhere, this Putin !              Why can’t you just sit in Kremlin?    Putin is lurking along the border.

Месит дьявольское тесто
И захватов, и протестов.
Знает каждый первоклассник
– Это Путин на Донбассе

Mixing up his evil batter,                      from the raids and the protests.        Every kid knows from first class                -This is Putin in Donbass.

“Альфу” заманил в ловушку,
В Краматорске сжег “вертушку”,
А уже через мгновенье
Банкомат разбил у Бени.

Leads “Alpha” into an ambush,       Burns a chopper over Kramatorsk.    And seems like an instant later,       burns down one of Benya’s ATMs.

Он напал на телевышку,
На блок-пост привез покрышку.
Отбивал под Соледаром
Путин шесть атак недаром:

He treacherously attacks a TV tower, burns old tires to the block post.              At the same time near Soledar,         Putin defends six waves of attacks.

В шахте спрятан – Путин знал
– Оружейный арсенал!
Путин – в БТРе с “пушкой”.
Путин – в образе старушки

Hidden in the shaft – and Putin knew was a whole arsenal of small arms !!    Putin is in the “Armored Vehicle”.    Putin is in the form of an old lady

Борщ сварил сепаратистам,
А пельмени – террористам.
Путин – в маске. Путин – в каске.
Это он сгущает краски!

He cooks borsch for  the separatists,  then cooks ravioli for the terrorists.  Putin in a mask. Putin in a helmet.  Putin is darkening the colors !

И по форме, и по сути
Среди нас он. Всюду – Путин.
Да и в их ряды, похоже,
Затесался Путин тоже.

And in form, and in essence              Walks among us.  Putin is everywhere And even in YOUR ranks, apparently, Putin was able to wedge in.

Путин закошмарил хунту
– Это ж он затеял бунты,
Все собой заплел как плющ
– Всемогущ и вездесущ.

Putin terrorizes the “Junta”                      –  It was him who started the coup. Binding everything like a deadly vine    – He is Everywhere and knows All.

Спать – нельзя . Сомкнешь ресницы
– Тут же Путин станет сниться.
Не сбежать. Повсюду – Путин.
Стало страшно жить до жути…

You can’t sleep!  If you shut your eyes     -Putin will come to you in your dream You can’t run. Putin is everywhere.      It’s awfully scary to live nowadays…

My Top 5 Tastiest Cannabis Strains

People have been asking me what are my favorite strains to smoke, and I always answer with a question: “Do you mean the most potent? Or the most tastiest?”. If we are talking about my favorite to smoke, then the tastiest would have preference. So I have compiled a list of my Top 5 most tastiest strains of marijuana.

My Top 5 Most Tastiest Marijuana Strains

  1. Blue Dream – I just recently tried the blue dream, but it is by far the tastiest strain of cannabis I have ever tried!! Ever. It is sweet and fruity and light and has a unique taste, not to mention a unique uplifting High.
  2. Grease Monkey – This is another recent edition to the Top 5 most tasty list. My Michigan connection grows this organically, and it is top-notch genetics. Winner of some big awards. Has a very rare pinkish purple coloration, and a very unique taste.  Incredibly high in THC and CBD levels.
  3. Girl Scout Cookies – A long-time favorite of mine. I fell in love with this in college, and when some top shelf weed started coming around on the regular basis, I had a chance to taste a wide variety of prize winning marijuana. Girl Scout Cookies are very tasty !!
  4. Cherry Bomb – This is some of those English, or better yet Great Britain’s genetics. Super sweet hybrid with distinct red and orange coloring and intense, overwhelming sweet taste.
  5. Cookies Kush – This is also a recent discovery. I got an onion of this to try with my regular order, and was pleasantly surprised of the quality and taste. Reminded me of Blue Dream, but a totally different kind of high.